Peter Worthington has had an amazing life. And his obituary, which he wrote himself, certainly has an arresting opening line.
Here's the Medway Mail's arch-rival publication, the Daily Meow, produced by a team of first and second year undergraduates last Friday. Team details below.
Editorial Team: Mhairi Beveridge. Carlo Boffa, Lauren Clarke, Rikki Clarke, Lydia Diechmann, Lydia Hamilton, Emily Magdij, Josh Morl, Declan Olley, Kirsten Ringelmann, Christine Stokes, Dan Sampayo, Charlie Wahl, Kieran Watkins, Paige Aldridge, Daniel Crook, Jade Edwards, Nathalie Evele, Georgia Fry, Helen Grimes, Uzoma Jemade, Alex Norman, Amy Nickalls, Victoria Polley, Jasmin Sahota, Linyuan Zhu
Note: I'm assured that the missing pages 5 and 6 will be added once they've been retrieved from the Daily Meow's complex archiving system.
I'm so annoyed at my immune system. It looks like making this was much more fun than having a chest infection. I'm sorry I couldn't be part of this. Well done everyone it looks so professional!
Brilliant!