Peter Worthington has had an amazing life. And his obituary, which he wrote himself, certainly has an arresting opening line.
The final (sob) assessed news day takes place this Friday for Year 3 undergraduates.
It's a TV bulletin that will air at 5pm.
The roles, which you've no doubt worked out by now, are as follows.
Editors: James Mullan, Scott Mitchell, Frances Christian-Acquaah
Executives: Huw Jenkins, Sarina Iskandar, Tania Steere
Assessed reporters: Harley Tamplin, Jemma Rogers, Tiia Mustonen, Clare Freeman, Drew Mark, Anthony Dunkley, Jay Akbar, Oprah Flash, Alex Maitland,Tom Rowse, Nick Duffy, Ferouz Berhe
News team: Jessica Fleig, Danielle Morris, Agatha Yuen, Peter Brown,Dwayne Gordon-Harris, Michel'le Donnelly
The objective is to make the BBC cry with jealousy. Are you free this afternoon to have a chat about preparation Ian?
Yes, after 4pm.