Peter Worthington has had an amazing life. And his obituary, which he wrote himself, certainly has an arresting opening line.
Roles for Friday's assessed TV news day are as follows:
Editors: Zehra Mullick and Alex Fisk
Executives: Becci Hughes and Kat Cain
Assessed reporters: John Saunders, Nick Poskitt, Mylo Wilkin, Stuart Wilson, Jaak Pardi, Rob Hayes, Lucy Ross-Millar, Alan McGuinness
News team: Beckah Floyd, James Woodcock, Kelsey Williams